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All events, places, and characters are completely fictional. Any similarities to any of the following posts are completely coincedental. All stories are based on the writers' imaginations. That said.. ENJOY!
Monday, June 28, 2004
Chris and Lindsey
Hulk meet Hideous

as the Group welcoms summa into there lifes, saying there goodbyes to school and their hellos to the rule free vacation. to many summa is a time for no stress and no drama. Not in dis completely fictional group. as the new couples emerge, we looked upon dem and spectated about how long it will last because we all new, all summer flings must come to an end. A recent summer couple has came to an abrupt end.

Chris W, a 7th grader with an anger problem, has been paired up wit Lindsey, a single mother who ran away from home. in just tha first week of summa, deese 2 individuals have emerged as soulmates and lovers. They seemed 2 not take any outside opinions and divert it into negative energy towards dere somewhat-private relationship. Lindsey has encountered many relationship problems in the past. Her first boyfriend was a deranged pyromaniac. her second boyfriend dumped her for a more attractive male. Her third... well we'll not get into tat. i believe that you have got the picture now.

Well, her pattern of pyromaniacs, sex-addicts, and anger-filled psychos has not ended. her relationship with Chris w. started as a cinderella story. Hulk meets hideous. then, the relationship began 2 crumble. Lindsey questioned her affection and devotion towards da always angry Chris. she planned on dumping him on the night of the skating rink. as she arrived, she was so scared of Chris's reaction dat she backed down without question. da "loving" couple went through tha night not knowing what was to come.

at da end of the fun-filled night, as we sed our goodbyes. Chris approached Lindsey in a calm demeanor. the group knew that something was up. chris is NEVER calm. Chris's ride arrived and Lindsey returned to da group. she notified da nosey spectator's that the relationship was over. as Chris exited the last place he will be as the boyfriend and baby daddy of lindsey, the group heard large gunshots inside the vehicle transporting the Hulk to his home. chris apparently went crazy and fired open gunshots. lindsey began rubbing her stomach to comfort her unborn child. and that's where it ends. as a smart man once said, "All good things must come to an end." and so the story goes...

Said The Group Gazette at 8:59 PM

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