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All events, places, and characters are completely fictional. Any similarities to any of the following posts are completely coincedental. All stories are based on the writers' imaginations. That said.. ENJOY!
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
"The K in Zack is missing.... or rather himself"
as the departure of our group comic nears, group members have been seen in blockbuster and hollywood video stocking up on bill engval, jeff foxworthy, chappelle, and other popular comedian videos and dvds as they will be needing to laugh while zack will not be here to entertain. as one member put it "zach brings a whole crazy sense at times." others are glad hes going to be gone. after a quick interview with a member who has requested secrecy, the following quotes were obtained: "the little fag jus cant get enough of himself" "him and his sidekick, chris, can stay in their southern land as long as they like. im glad theyre both going to be gone." this shows how much contraversy there is within the group as to their relationships with zach.

our nice haired friend chris is missed by many, however. its jus not the same without that golden hair walking around town. many have gone to brian for their problems, but his hair cannot compare to chris's. along with not comparing with hair, our correspondent reported seeing a group member leave his house crying. no one knows why........

Said The Group Gazette at 6:33 PM

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