Tuesday, August 16, 2005
NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH! NEWSFLASH!
zack ellenburger nd lindsey mai.. PREGNANT!

but this iz no ordinary pregnancy. nope.....this time the boy is pregnant! think its unbeleivable?! better beleive it!!.....word on the street iz that they had wild sex at the movie theater and it wuz all over after that.1 of our contancts gave The Group Gazette an X-Clusive intervieu. this contact, howevr, shall remane unnamed. apparently while they were doin it at brenden one of the managers came in and kicked them out.but that didnt help.....no way..... they just continude on there wild rampage OUTSIDE! this same contact saww them both in a bush behind mcdonalds. he said once he laid eys on the 2 of them he immediately became blind and cant seam to understand y......ellenburger didnt evn find out bout the pregnancy till he was forcd to hav a fisical done at the hi skool. once they told him he was pregnant, it was all ovr. he actually ran from the bilding crying and began ripping off his clothes....... agin, no1 noes why.....

now the scoop is that zach has diched lindsey and has mooved on to other girls at band camp. he has started to flirt with girls like theres no tmrw! but of coarse, we noe y! he wants to get as much fun in as pssible b4 his life becomes hell with his new babys.....

now on 2 our nxt topic......what is brad pitt thinking??

Said The Group Gazette at 9:57 PM